when i was a small child zombies ate my entire family. as i hid in a kitchen cupboard i watched those rotted corpses butcher and devour first my father, then my mother and sister, finally feasting on the puppy i had just gotten for christmas. after years of therapy i had finally gotten to the point where i thought i could leave all that pain behind and now you dredge up these painful memories all over again. thanks to you i will need more therapy and probably more electroshock.

or i could just smoke another joint.
delusionsofNORMALity Reviewed by delusionsofNORMALity on . Zombies In my opinion, zombies are the craziest fuckers ever. Sprinting zombies specifically. I mean, what's scarier than a dead person running nearly 30 mph with only one intent...to eat you. It's not like anything else running at you either, these fools are relentless. Even shooting them wont stop them, wont even bother them, unless you destroy the brain. Walking zombies aren't scary at all. Rating: 5