Zombies

[delusionsofNORMALity]

after my family was eaten i was adopted by a family of vampires from bakersfield. they kept me in the attic and forced me to bury the drained bodies each morning. after four years of this abuse i ran away with the help of a traveling explosives salesman, but that's another story. you folks seems to be intent on bringing up all of my childhood traumas.

will the therapy never end?

delusionsofNORMALity Reviewed by delusionsofNORMALity on 02-13-2007. Zombies In my opinion, zombies are the craziest fuckers ever. Sprinting zombies specifically. I mean, what's scarier than a dead person running nearly 30 mph with only one intent...to eat you. It's not like anything else running at you either, these fools are relentless. Even shooting them wont stop them, wont even bother them, unless you destroy the brain. Walking zombies aren't scary at all. Rating: 5

[higher4hockey]

zombies are the reason i want to open up a gun store. so i can be like the guy in that one zombie flick that sat on his roof picking off zombies......how cool would that be. oh yeah, i'm also gonna have a vending machine in my gun store.

[higher4hockey]

touche :smokin:

[SwirlyMass]

Did you know that zombies are real, where do you think the idea came from. I'm a little rusty on my historical monster knowledge, but i think its when you get pricked by a blow fish and poisoned you either turn into a zombie or go into a coma, i think its the coma, then if they wait too long to give u the antidote you are a brainless walking zombie for the rest of your life. ur not fast and ur have shit for brains, but that doesn't exclude the possibility for violence.


im smert.

[SonicBloom]

If they wont bite you straight in the neck, and rip out a nice chunk of flesh, they're not real zombies. They're retarded.

[schizoid]

I love me some Shawn of the Dead...

Especially the scene when the two groups meet, and they're all passing each other by the fences, and each group has their own alter-ego. HILARIOUS.

EDIT: Does anyone else think that the Antarctica flag looks like a white triceratops head? I thought it was Dinosaur Land until I moused over it.

Zombie flics are cool, but the ones with good effects. I love old MOB movies, but not old horror flics, and I thought that too with the flag.

[Breukelen advocaat]

The film White Zombie, starring Bela Lugosi, released in 1932, was the first zombie movie - and is still one of the best. The story takes place in Haiti, which is THE place for zombies.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Zombies rock, but I'm afraid of them.
All bodies should be burried with 100 lbs of concrete imo.

[MrGreenFingaz]

zombies ate my neighbors

Hell yea i love that game, fuckin classic!

yea, walking zombies are pussies, i think the movies called '28 days later' That would suck fighting those mofos, i think id be good with a machete though, and it'd give me a good excuse to go G.T.A. shit the fuck up. :hippy:

[noruth]

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