Quote Originally Posted by andruejaysin
LOL, lowjack for kids. Wonder if they make them in those stripper shoes, I'll get my crackhead girlfriend a pair. She's already tripping on how I seem to know ever phone call she makes. It's right on the website, but she's checking the telephone for taps, investigating the joint for traps. A tracking device would have her hiding in a barrel buried in the backyard with a periscope and a whole bunch of lighters
OMFG! That is the funniest post I've read so far this year!:S2: