Trying to smoke weed off a spoon like someone might prepare an IV injection.

I was uneducated and hooked and impatient and anxious.

Hah I bet that weed is still somewhere in the workings of the stove.

Another bad idea: Snorting caffeine pills.
Another bad idea: Making my first snowboard jump an 8 foot tall table top with a 2 foot drop off and icy landing.
Broken wrist.
But theres somthing yummy about pain... From then on, you know you could handle it.