Post your random stoned thoughts here!

[Kenn]

i cant feel my legs .....:wtf:

Kenn Reviewed by Kenn on 04-24-2007. Post your random stoned thoughts here! Yeah, we all know we can come up with some crazy shit when we're stoned, and this is the thread for sharing those crazy ideas! Here's my fucked up stoned thought for the day: What if time is a circle instead of a line? The Earth we stand on appears flat from our narrow perspective, even though we know very well that it is round. Maybe time is the same way; maybe it is not a line but actually a circle that repeats itself over and over again. There would be no beginning and no end to time. But Rating: 5

[happiestmferoutthere]

I mean sometimes when you are stoned you want to drive like 30 mph on the freeway, and other times you end up going 80. Cruise control keeps YOU in control! :hippy:

[Ganj]

I felt like shit on 420. Forget it. I'm not even stoned.

[crudemood]

life is so weird, full of so many weird things, its the unpredictableness of the world that turns me on! that makes me excited makes me so happy!

[stoneberg]

I had a pretty wild one the other day, stoned and inspired by Slaughter House Five by the late Kurt Vonnegut, amazing book. Anyways the thought was that time is a vast plane which spreads infinitely wide, and every human being's life are line segments on the same line. time as human beings know it is that certain line, lets call it x. there are trillions of segments of people's lives on line x, and human beings also see line x as a ray, going from smallest to largest number. This is the illusion of time on man. Time is actually everwide, and there are extradimensional beings who follow different lines or live in an area of time which they can coexist in simultaneously, living in every moment of their "area" at once, or there may be intersections where extradimensionals briefly meet with human beings. Yea, weird. Definately read Slaughter House Five, very good for times of stoneyness.

[TX Girl]

The other day I was thinking how pretty much everything you post on the internet sticks around somehow. Well what if in a hundred yrs our grt grandchildren are into genealogy and one of the tools they have to find out about their ancestors is digging around on the net finding ancient posts, like this one?

If that does in fact happen and some great grandchild of mine is reading this: to you I say hello! Only believe about half of whatever you find out about me. No nevermind its probably all true. Hope the planet we left you isn't too messed up and y'all are having a grand time.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

how bored do you have to be to actually watch a late night infomercial all the way through?

[Hookah314]

everyone has different lives. we all have different cultures, routines,and beliefs. its the way the world is. so why should go off on someone for having a different lifestyle than you? its not your life. theres nothing you can do it change it. so why waste the time and effort to say pointless sentences. when someone asks you for your opinion...shouldn't you give it? wouldn't you rather be speaking your mind about the topic rather than just saying nothing. or maybe people say nothing because they know that soon after the pointless sentences will follow. i'm not afraid to tell the people of cannabis.com how i live my life, what my beliefs are, or my personal opinions. i don't understand how something so simple, a single rule in my household, becomes an inappropriate statement to say on cannabis.com. and i don't understand why i should be called 'Adolf' for stating my families beliefs.


& in KMK's words.....

What's comin out my mouth, a little freedom of speech, I said what's on my mind, and my mind I
Believe, I can do anything, don't accept defeat, I'm just tryin to get by while smokin on some
Trees
It's a beautiful day when you see the sunshine, it's a beautiful day to relax your mind, get
Down to the sounds of the D-L-O-C, everybody come and join the Kottonmouth Kings, throw your
Hands in the air, let em go on be free, you can be exactly who you wanna to be

When this world is crazy, gotta give it all you got, theres no time to slip, I wanna be on
Top, check it

Live for today now, forget about tomorrow, when you blaze your own
Trails, you really don't have to follow, free your mind , your soul is sure to
Follow, live for today now, forget about tomorrow

[Coelho]

Yesterday, when i was blazed, i was drinking some soda, and started to take notice of it. It was a guarana soda (very hard to find outside brasil), and it haves a brownish color. I stared at the bubbles in the walls of the cup, and they resembled small drops of gold (due the color of the soda), or small pearls in a golden sea... it was trippy...
Then I noticed the sound of the tiny bubbles, and as i was very stoned, i led all my attention to concentrate in that sounds... i put the cup near my ear and spent a lot of time just hearing the bubbles collapsing.
Then i become somewhat afraid... the sound of the soda make me feel like if the soda were "alive". Or, not exactly alive, but the continuous and tingly (couldnt find better word) sound resembled me the sound of electrical sparks, as if the soda were very electrically loaded, and sparking, of if the sound were of a radioactive thing (i know radioactivity produces no sound, but w/e... i was stoned)...
I even thought that soda was some devilish creation... why does someone would like to drink a spark-sounding thing? Then i started to imagine that tiny bubbles sparking into my mouth, into my stomach... but then i realized the trippiness of it all and just drank some soda, with bubbles and all... and certainly the bubbles sparked a lot in my stomach, and after a while comes the result of it... a loud BURP! I ROFLed... for a long while... mainly at the absurdity of a nice and deep trail of thought be interrupted by such thing as a burp... :S2:

[J-dubb206]

Why dont they have ductape commercials