Post your random stoned thoughts here!

[TheAtomicPunk]

I thought of a way of police to attain and arrest any and all stoners...

They would disguise a truck that sells munchie food and drive around, sort of like an ice cream truck.

And it would be like Marry Poppins, you'd get there and they'd throw you in the back of the van and lock you up and take you away!

Jeez how horrible...

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

When you really empty your mind, you can do wonders.

I lined up 7 empty varied size plastic bottles on my car and put the trashcan on the other side where I couldn't see it. I smoked a bowl and meditated (just emptied my mind--mindfulness) a little bit and gave it a try. I visualized the bottle falling inside the trashcan right before I threw it, and upon throwing it just free'd my mind from any thoughts.

I made 6 out of 7 into the trashcan, it was amazing.

[SonicBloom]

Time is neither a line, or a circle. It doesn't exist.

[bigmac2169]

midgets and magic kicks ass:jointsmile:

[Psyomn the POTHEAD]

"You know, if Hitler was really doing Gods work, that means we beat God in a war. Then there is no God because God would never allow defeat from mortals! So if Hitler believed he was doing Gods work, but in his 'Gods work' scenario, God cannot exist, then he must not have believed in God. That fucker got no alibi fo' killin' them Jewish people. Hater."

and:

"I love my dad. Thanks for the pot pops."

[delusionsofNORMALity]

if you were flying in an airplane and convinced everyone there that a chunk of metal could not possibly float in the sky, would the plane come crashing down or would you have to convince the plane as well?


i appear to be seriously disturbed this morning

[FreeVenice]

If I die and end up going to heaven, what the hell am I going to do up there? I mean I know it's suppost to be whatever you love or something like that but come on what would I really want. A mountain of herb, and a lake full of bottled Jack and packets of cheetos. Or, is it going to be me surounded by people that I love, I mean I love them but I still don't want to see them every waking moment. What if heaven was just another life we lived but under someone elses rule. I would have to get a job, and I don't think I can be a dealer up there. . . lol

[Divadish]

Time is neither a line, or a circle. It doesn't exist.

Correct:time is an abstract concept

[robert42]

what if my penis is actually a vagina.....

what im my life is fake (like truman show)

[Coelho]

When you really empty your mind, you can do wonders.

I lined up 7 empty varied size plastic bottles on my car and put the trashcan on the other side where I couldn't see it. I smoked a bowl and meditated (just emptied my mind--mindfulness) a little bit and gave it a try. I visualized the bottle falling inside the trashcan right before I threw it, and upon throwing it just free'd my mind from any thoughts.

I made 6 out of 7 into the trashcan, it was amazing.

man... its scary... and amazing too... i believe in the "powers" of empty mind, even i never acomplished it by more than some seconds... anyway... you did very good! congratulations! :thumbsup:

if you were flying in an airplane and convinced everyone there that a chunk of metal could not possibly float in the sky, would the plane come crashing down or would you have to convince the plane as well?


i appear to be seriously disturbed this morning

well... it would work if you convinced too the flight controllers in the land, all the people seeing the plane, hearing it or percieving it in any way. but i think it would be somewhat hard to do...

and for stoned thoughts... today i was wondering about the birds. the wind was strong, and theyre flying against it, with all the control of wings, knowing when beat or when just plane on the air... i become marveled at the perfect flying machines they are, with inteligence of its own to seek food, rest places, flee from enemies, resuming: keep it own existence by itself... which machine could do it? Take care of itself by itself, regenerate itself when hurt, reproduce itself, and so on...

yes... i must agree... the life is a miracle indeed.