I once had a beautiful 2 foot bong, all swirly shades of blue. I was at a friend's house, and we were pretty baked, about 5 of us. It was kind of dark in the room, and I lifted the bong up to the light to check the water level. I lifted it right into the ceiling fan, which was on. It fucking shattered, glass flying everywhere, bong water spraying all over the place, people diving under the table.

10 years ago. I still get the giggles when I remember it.