Ze SS. (german accent) Short for Slow and Steady, the hole in the bowl is kinda big so you gotta take it easy or else you get snacked when its cashed. I bought it at this festival in kansas, Wakarusa. I was in the market for a bowl so I was wondering around at like 2 in the morning on the last night, stoned out of my gourd on all this L we bought. I see this guy, hes like 7 feet tall carrying one of those rifle lookin cases for carryin the bowls he makes. He was like a beacon in the night, i walked straight for him and i was like, hey man can i see your bowls? He said sure and put the case on the ground and opened it up. there must have been 50 or 60 in there. It was the first one I looked at, my eyes went straight to it like the holy grail of bowls. I picked it up and he said, ya man that one came out really good, and I said how much, and he said $40. I had no idea how much money I had at that point I was in no shape to negotiate, so i reached into my pocket and pulled out all the money i had left and handed it to him, it was 2 folded 20s. It was meant to be, I said thanks man and he said ya have fun, and we went our separate ways.

Ya it was my last $40, and i had to eat nature valley bars the whole 27 hour car ride home, but she's my baby. sorry for the epic, but i love tellin this story. peace