Bannanas get you high!!

[Yumans]

tokinggreg its as real as THC in weed? Its real. I have some sitting right in front of me right now, moron.

Yumans Reviewed by Yumans on 04-28-2006. Bannanas get you high!! Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of _Musa Sapientum bananadine_, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic. There are much easier ways of getting high, but the great advantage to this method is that bananas are legal. 1) Obtain 15 lbs. of ripe yellow bananas. 2) Peel all 15 lbs. and eat the fruit. Save the peels. 3) With a sharp knife, scrape off the insides of the peels and save the scraped material. 4) Put all of the scraped material in a large pot and add Rating: 5

[Dextromethorphan]

Hey, here is a household high that is easy and feels GREAT:

take a shaker of salt and shake a lot of salt onto your eyes (make sure to do it to both of them)

let sit for 30 seconds

have your friend punch you in the face

EFFECT: blurred vision with possible hallucinations, severe dizziness


Note: this isn't for everyone. I suggest you have a trip sitter. It might be too intense for some.

[krustythfreakinclown]

the bananadine thing is just a myth, but here's a real recipe:

mix some sugar, spice, and everything nice together,
and BAM: perfect little girls.

Girls are a great drug, but HIGHLY addictive and they WILL crush your soul. Be careful when around such harmful elements...

I just saw a (former) friend of mine commit a federal crime tonight over a bitch that doesn't give a shit about him. Oh, the frustration...