You have been burgled by the AMAZING TURD BURGLER.
Count yourself fortunate, he knows his shit, next time he may leave his signature stained thumb print in your underware, but if your really unlucky it could be a palm print.
Gatekeeper777 Reviewed by Gatekeeper777 on . An inspirational story. When I was younger, I think 14, I was in my first period class in high school. I realized, in that class, that I really needed to take a dump. I really hate using publim restrooms though, seriously makes me want to vomit. You never know what has happened to that toilet before you got there. So I held it in. I lasted the entire day, really had to go. When I went home from school, I got dropped off at a friends house, and commensed :rastasmoke: . I forgot all about taking that dump. Rating: 5