I one time pooped my pants big time(ahout 5 pounds of creammy poo) i went to the rest room and removed my underware and cleaned up my crack with wet Toilet paper and dried off. I took the poopie drawers and put them into my arch enimies locker.
I hid them behind some books then went home for the weekend.
come monday morning he got a nice welcome back to some crusty smelly undies.