ok omfg in early pissed myself at this point, and i'ma put it here all to read... may not be word for word, but you will get the general idea.... (btw this pretty much directly follows what i last posted)

and on thanks giving day, momma had one of her turkeys on the table at 4:15 (he previously had described his mom's turkeys, basicly this bitch could cook, basicly in his own words, you eat this turkey, and you don't wake up til new years...) well this man thought it should hit the table at 4:00... so he picked it up and THREW IT ACROSS THE ROOM! so my mom countered with a boiling pot of potatoes.... (as was her right, that's right i looked it up in the domestic violence desk refrence) now at this point, man threw turkey, my mom threw potatoes... a normal family woulda stood up and said "thanksgiving food fight!!!! oh god bless us everyone" (said with a kinda gay-ish tone) but in this case, the man got up, beat the shit out my mom and crushed her face in... yeah... so she went up stairs got a gun and came down and shot him 3 times.... cuz she didn't want him to do that again (if you watch the comedy, you'll understand that inside joke) and years later my sister told me as the guy lay there gut (gun?) shot she turned to my mom and said "should i call an ambulnace?!" and my mom was like (holds up hand to signal a pause) "no, wait...." ok... she went to trial, got aquited... and got the guys 100,000$ life insurance policy.... at this part both HE AND I start crackign up as he says " when they moved to idaho, he had 2 acres of land, AND HE WAS THE ONE THAT TOUGHT HER HOW TO SHOOT!" yeah, not a good plan, if you're going to beat her, don't teach her how to use the weapon...