One of my friends always goes on epic journeys to get sandwiches from the kitchen.

He will be gone for like ten minutes, and he will come back and tell us about how he had to look for his groceries, and he has to look for trails or clues, and how they lead him to other clues, and he has to interrogate people and food and silverware just to find the things to make his sandwich.

He is still pretty new, he only started smoking regularly like two months ago, but its pretty funny. He will realize the next day and just smack himself for how ridiculous he sounds.