crazy shit your friends say when high

[40oz]

last night we were all drunk and high watching american psycho at probably 330 am. For some reason we paused it and a little beach volleyball flew threw the air somehow. One thing led to another and before we knew it we had a fierce game of beach volleyball going in our dorm room. We were all laughing the whole time. Im actually still laughing. haha.

[666300]

I have halarious thing to talk about with my friends. Like key phrases from funny shit we thought up some other time when we were baked.

[cannabis=freedom]

haha i have alot. my friend always starts talking like cheech. and i always yell WHAT THE FUCK!!!
just to name a couple

Hahaa omg I always talk like Cheech too. I'm highly skilled at voices and Cheech is probably my best; I can do him almost perfectly. The weird shit my friends and I say when baked varies greatly; getting stoned for me is like sailing on a ship to whatever weird, fucked up and hilarious water it will.

[Kon.Artist.]

I cant really say that we say a lot of stupid shit when we are high..

Maybe my stoner circle has evolved beyond that

Or they do it when im not paying attention

[Samwhore]

"I need to smoke pineneedles"
"Let's have foot sex"

both said by my retarded best friend, oh yeah theres also

"These squirrells are freaking me out"

[cannabis=freedom]

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"These squirrells are freaking me out"[/QUOTE]


Hahahahhahahaaaa.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Yesterday my friend was talking about "What if the universe was created by Tim Burton? And that fake deer in that ladies yard was actually real and we weren't."

He went on talking about the threads of reality untill I was like "HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT HILL" and grabbed the snowboard out of his hand and ran.

"I think I pissed myself on your couch"
"Get the bongwater off the floor my moms coming"
"You CAN NOT weigh the weed using a ruler a pencil and a penny stop fucking around" (I totaly beleive you can)

[Samwhore]

"These squirrells are freaking me out"

me and my friend were smoking some bowls in the woods, and we got WAY blazed, then there were like 4 squirrells flying at us making freak noises and thats what he said, and thats when we left

[memoryburner]

One time we were in the car...and out of nowhere my friend says (with a british accent) "One day...i was smokin my peace pipe...and i got serosis of the liver"

[vileoxidation]

One of my friends always goes on epic journeys to get sandwiches from the kitchen.

He will be gone for like ten minutes, and he will come back and tell us about how he had to look for his groceries, and he has to look for trails or clues, and how they lead him to other clues, and he has to interrogate people and food and silverware just to find the things to make his sandwich.

He is still pretty new, he only started smoking regularly like two months ago, but its pretty funny. He will realize the next day and just smack himself for how ridiculous he sounds.