Charley Horse!!!

[Skink]

hmm,

I always get charlie the magical unicorn instead of a charley horse

Congratulations on not saying "Tater Salad"...

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scream....it works, or so i'm told.

my buds dad was telling me the other day while we were drinking at this camp that he gets wicked cramps in the middle of the night. so he just starts screaming as loud as he can. after he left i asked my buddy about it, and he says : yeah back in the day i used to wake up hearing my dad screaming FUCKKKKKKKKKk as loud as could be.

so either screaming really loud makes charlie horses go away, or my buddies dad has really loud sex.

These seem to happen while I am lying down and stretching,,,like when your yawning and tired... I'll try screaming,,WTF...

[Samwhore]

Congratulations on not saying "Tater Salad"...

you make me want to say it now,

[geonagual]

Charlie Horse came in first in the Kentucky Derby this year.

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Charlie Horse came in first in the Kentucky Derby this year.

And rubber band was in the stretch...

Hey G,,,FO posted today but,,, I forget where...

[geonagual]

I was thinking of going to meet him on a hike out at the bridge to nowhere. But now I am Ohio. 20 degrees when I landed at 6 pm tonight.

Titty twister came in 3rd

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Bend over and pee was in the photo finish...


20 eh,,,welcome to the real world...

[geonagual]

No shit. There is snow everywhere here. The news said it will be 2 degrees tonight. WTF!!! How do you guys and girls survive?

Jack MeHoff placed in the 8th race

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Stud Finder broke his appendage and had to be put down...

We are used to it,,,it really makes us appreciate summer...

[geonagual]

Detachable Penis is a mudder

Take it easy....just lost 3 hours and I got a middle seat from phoenix to columbus and it was in between 2 old fat ladies and one was snoring so I didnt get much sleep. I hate middle seats....guess that is what you get when you book last minute...gonna go see my mom in the morning and then go out and party tommorrow night. My cuz is gonna try and get me a 1/4 and I will have to smoke it by tuesday. But tommorrow night will most probably be drinking....I hope I dont have a puking episode like I did last month in Vegas...I dont know why I keep typing...just cuz I guess. LATE