When i used to have long hair i'd get greasy after just a few hours... and every now and again i'd set on fire... damn it was fun to watch.

I dont have the tache problem... i've got my lovely side burns and my goatee, i dont normall let my beard grow properly.

Mine only takes 2 days to have a full beard... so even if i did burn my tache i could shave it off and have it back the same 2 days later.
LIP Reviewed by LIP on . Moustache burners. Moustache burners, I hate them. You know those ridiculously tiny pipes, that when you try to light a bowl, it burns off your fucking moustache? Fuck those pipes. Rating: 5