When i used to have long hair i'd get greasy after just a few hours... and every now and again i'd set on fire... damn it was fun to watch.

I dont have the tache problem... i've got my lovely side burns and my goatee, i dont normall let my beard grow properly.

Mine only takes 2 days to have a full beard... so even if i did burn my tache i could shave it off and have it back the same 2 days later.