I remeber in junior high we had to take an Ethics course, yes, ethics, fuckin stupid, and we had a speaker come in to talk about drugs. One of the questions he asked was, "what would you do, if any of you found a bag of marijuana?" My friend puts his hand up and says, "I'd take it and roll it in one big reefer" and I kid you not! All the stoners started laughing, like 3 of us, and all the goody goody kids didn't find it funny or didn't want to get in trouble.

After class they took the 3 of us out of the class and asked us what we have learned in this course. I told them it meant nothing to me and my parents teach me ethics, not you. They sent a letter home too and I got in shit, but deep down, I know they found it as funny as I did.