Anna Nicole Smith dead......

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Sounds like fine qualities for a future ex-wife.

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

Yep when your wife wants mini skirts and a new set of cans it pretty much over...

[Dro_Princess]

Check for a belly button.
If you don't have one, you're a motherless fuck (and I want pics)

My mom doest have a belly button. She has a gastric bypass go wrong and when they went in for emergency surgery to see what was going on they went right through the belly button, so not its gone.

Now about Anna Nicole, Im feel sorry that she died but what bothers me is that someone like her will get more tv time on her death then a regular person who has been brutally murdered with the suspect at large. Celebritys are more important in the medias eyes because they bring in higher ratings. Im curious about how she died, but I dont want to see that shit plastered all over the tv for hours on end.

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Maybe they put her new cans in through her belly button???

[TheAtomicPunk]

I love how I find out about this news. On Cannabis sites and while playing CounterStrike. A player named Anna Nicole came and yelled "ANNA NICOLE ISN'T DEAD SHE'S A ZOMBIE!" On our Zombie Mod Server...

RIP Anna Nicole

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CNN.com - Attorney: I'm Anna Nicole's baby's father - Sep 26, 2006

[Dro_Princess]

Maybe they put her new cans in through her belly button???

You know that some plastic surgeons are actually doing that. No scars.

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My wife feels the same way, and she'll probably be horrified at what I said above. She felt Anna Nicole needed pity, and she's probably right. (She's more of a bleeding heart than I am.)

I feel worse for that little motherless baby.

I think maybe she felt like that because of her Texas roots...

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You know that some plastic surgeons are actually doing that. No scars.

Yep,,, Dr Calabro on the Howard Stern show does it that way...

[Ae...]

Wow, this calls for celebration....

[Dave Byrd]

I think maybe she felt like that because of her Texas roots...

We both have Texas roots. I think Bird just tends to be a soft touch when it comes to folks she sees as less than brilliant, less fortunate, or less than healthy and at peace.

Anna Nicole didn't have much book-learnin, but she sure had a form of craftiness on a bottom-line level. She knew how to make business deals and marriages that would benefit her. May or may not be good qualifications for an ex-wife, Psycho. I'll get in trouble for speaking ill of the dead when Bird wakes up and sees this, but frankly Anna is/was the sort of ex-wife who'd take you to the courthouse cleaners.