OMG that was priceless.

So for the rest of us, what's the dumbest thing you have ever argued about with a BF/GF?

I've got a shitload, having dated HOPELESSLY moronic guys for the past n years.

Many revolve around camping, which I'm accustomed to, and men seem to think that since it is an OUTDOOR activity they must therefore behave like cavemen... Well I feel the need to remind them that we have never once yet camped in a cave, so they'd better shape up or get tossed, sleeping bag and all, in the river.

-How to load equipment in the canoe so the weight is distributed evenly and we don't capsize. This seems simple but apparently is not on the ex-BF radar screen

-Whether or not it matters which tent-poles are inserted first. Thank GOD I have a relatively simple tent, or it would by now be in use as a burial shroud somewhere in the forests of Western New England.

-How to start the campfire. This is probably the sorest point for dear ol' EX. His method: Find large log. Douse liberally with boy scout water. Light. It flares up then goes out. Repeat until girlfriend comes over with a handful of shredded birch bark and plays Prometheus. Honestly there's a REASON that cavewomen sent the men out to hunt. Nothing would get accomplished around the camp otherwise.

There's more...I'll think of them eventually!