Things my girlfriend and I have argued about

[stinkyattic]

.... she wasn't reading the map right, i lost my temper. she ended up in tears and when we finally got home, i slept alone.

This has happened to me and my dumb ex, who didn't even know HOW to read a map but insisted on doing it anyway because I wouldn't let him drive my car and he was mad that he wasn't like, needed, or something (he wasn't).
I tried to get the map from him and instead of letting me see it, he tore it up... nice.
I ended up leaving him in the car in a parking lot somewhere in central Vermont while I stormed off with the keys and drank coffee at Friendly's for an hour before his stubborn ass came and apologized.
And yes, his ass is LONG GONE.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

What is it with people who can't navigate? Every relationship I've ever had I've had to read the map.

[birdgirl73]

Some of the early dumb things we argued about:
Map navigation
Men's inability to ask for directions versus women's tendency to ask sooner than necessary
Socks on the floor
My tendency to leave damp bath towels lying around
Who gets the last four Thin Mint cookies
My using his razor
His getting the soap all hairy
The proper way to brush a cat
Why he cannot follow simple directions at the store and differentiate between Diet Coke and Caffeine Free Diet Coke (my father lacks this ability, too)
Whether or not cheese should be added on top of an omelet or just inside (I wasn't making it the way his mother always did)
Who ate the last of the salsa
Me not remembering to stub checks
Whose turn it was to get up with a sick child
How often I talk to my dad versus he talks to his mother (our respective close-bond and hence most spouse-threatening parents)
Litter-box cleanout frequency
My tendency to be messy and leave things strewn around

Things we still argue about today?
Me not remembering to stub checks
His inability to find/locate items in stores, even with specific instructions
Whose turn it is to let the dogs out (it's generally always mine)
My tendency to be messy

[higher4hockey]

What is it with people who can't navigate? Every relationship I've ever had I've had to read the map.

people that can't navigate suck!!

true story: i asked this girl one time about africa , she thought it was a country. i was dumbfounded.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

people that can't navigate suck!!

true story: i asked this girl one time about africa , she thought it was a country. i was dumbfounded.

ROFL! I hope you didn't go out with her. Or if you did, I hope you didn't do the deed. No sense perpetuating her gene pool

[higher4hockey]

defenitely not. im a geography buff. if a girl doesn't know what constitutes scandanvia she does not get the h4h weiner.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm going to have to bump someone outta my sig and make room for that.

[higher4hockey]

in that case i guess i should have spelled scandinavia right.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

LOL, well with your permission I will correct the spelling.

[slipknotpsycho]

i'm not even gonna post our damn arguments o.0

some of them are so damn ridiculous, i look back afterwards and am like "jesus fucking christ why the hell did argue about that?!"

however, i often get irritated at her messiness.. (go figure i'm the 'clean one' yet somehow i'm the clean one and it irritates the living piss out of her if i don't spread out any wet clothing to 'dry'... cuz it causes mold??? i've had my clothes mold once and those things were soaked... it wasn't like a damn bath towel caused everything to mold!)
me always wanting to spend money, while she wants to save it... (honestly now c'mon... i understand save some money for emergencies... but shit! she wants to save every cent wth is the purpose of money if you don't use it?)
tv/music picks.... mostly my problem, tho i'm getting better about it... there is alot of songs she wants to play that i just can't deal with without making fun of the entire song the whole way through (my way of dealing wiht stress make it funny... but if i was to do that... she'd get 10 kindsa pissed at me... so i just say "no" or "turn it off" same with some of the shows... america's next top model, american idol, all those shits...)
what to eat for dinner... well she grew on the poor side and got to like certain things... cheap things.. on skillet meals (like 'fried potoatoes' which is basicly a bunch of pototatoes cut into sizes about 4x the size of french fries, an onion diced up all cooked in greease.. now she puts some type of meat in it atlesat.. but to me that's not dinner!) when she says she's gonna cook dinner it's usually one thing... when i say i'ma cook dinner i go all out... main course, side dishes... everything... it tends to cause alot of problems o.0 what she calls a dinner i call a side course and what i call dinner she calls a fancy meal lol..
who steals all the covers at night and who takes up all the bed.... now i can't watch myself sleep... but... i can't even cover my whole body up, and i'm sleeping on about a foot of bed...
and of course... one of our main arguments is who said what first that caused the original argument.. she swears up and down what i said was first, and i swear up and down, what she says i said was in response to what she said first... usually i'm right but she won't admit it..