Quote Originally Posted by SmokeyDC
the cop forgot to search the left pocket on my jeans hehe :S2:
the best ive ever had was when i used to get knicked about once a week, (homless+and a thife nicking cars and shit you no how it gos) i even had a stage of opening my rizla packett and stashin a couple ov matches in the back then doin it bk up becouse the police rd hear let you take fags and bakkie and rizlas in your cell but not a light (cuz ov self harmers) and i got knicked one time and was in my cell with my stashed matches and rolling bakkie when i noticed i had a joint of soap bar/solids/dirt bar whatever you call it in my shirt pockett the police didnt look in there proply becouse i had sbout 5 diffrent tops on, so i used one match to burn it in sum bog roll and the other to smoke it with in the cells aaaarrggghhhhhhh fucking mint it was my best joint ever, thick cops opend the doors about 3 hours after i smoked it and said have you bin smokeing in hear i said no i wish i ad a light,its probly just on your clothes then ,fucking thickooossssssss lol :rastasmoke: imp: