My closest call was when me and the wife decided to go smoke a joint the courthouse (beautiful courthouse, stone coloums and all) late at night. and just as we finish up, we hear foot steps. we quickly stash everything, and around the corner comes a cop on foot (burning off all those doughnuts I guess)..he's about to ask us somethin, but he stops in mid sentence, and just asks how our night is going! Luckily we werre just finished, and also the cop knew me quite well so i don't think he cared that he smelt pot smoke. I guess that was one of the perks of working at Denny's at the time, you serve the cops all the time (they came in for coffee and food all the time) Even pigs know not to mess with the people who serve your food lol

On a somewhat related note: I allways wanted to say to a cop when they order eggs and bacon: "That's awfull! why would you eat your own kind?" lol I never had the balls to do it though lol