Whats the closest call you've had with a cop?

[hahaitsdoogle]

main road next to bowling alley.

just managed to get a hold of a qtr. fine nugs.

pulled up to this riggity bowling alley on main road.

drove up to the door, and tried the handle, to see if they were open.

As soon as i put my hand out the window, a cop makes a dead stop in the middle of the road, and shines his light on us ( who r smoking a j )

cop spins tires, go straight real fast. no sign of any more police.

I'm always straight when you actually get pulled over, its called keep your shit at home.

[blunt roller]

the closest time i almost got busted was when the cops searched me, stuck his hand in the pocket with my bag of weed and somehow didnt feel it. i must be a lucky son of a bitch cause i could hear the bag moving around and thought there was no way he wouldnt find it

[Four50HP383Chevy]

Sixth... and fully expecting a raid within the month.
Stupid ex, telling stories because he's mad I got a restraining order against him.

7th. paraphenelia and posession of the sweet mary jane. but i think THEY call it "narcotics"

[noruth]

um last night, but kept quiet.

[SonicBloom]

I've been caught by cops atleast ten times smoking, and only got a ticket once. I didn't even show up for court.

[MacWQ33]

Probably 10-20 run-in's with cops while doing at least 'something wrong'.

Pulled over with a few grams of ____ in possession...'seized' by my city's (popular city) Drug Task Force (followed us)...no charges on anyone (my friends were supposed to be summonsed but never were)...let us go. A few other times with ____, but was not found. A few times with weed and alcohol but was not found. A few times doing other stupid, drunken activities, but wasn't caught...very close on a few (probably wouldn't be around if we were).

One time booked for poss. of alcohol (minor)...charge wiped after 4 classes (basically laughing about our drug use with other kids and some lady) and a few hours community service. Never drank in the woods in an "anal stuck up fucking bitch town where the cops had nothing better to do than take in 30 underage kids" after that.

[GotWake88]

I've been around a couple cops when baked. and smoked right next to a security guard. I don't get caught though.

[fasterspider]

I once got pulled over in a stolen car while I was high on 4 hits of killer acid and the cop let me go. His face was bursting into colorful explosions and I wanted to laugh but held a straight face until he was long gone, it was the hardest thing I had had to do to that point in my life to not laugh at that cop as his face melted into zit puss.

[potsmokingnome]

My closest call was when me and the wife decided to go smoke a joint the courthouse (beautiful courthouse, stone coloums and all) late at night. and just as we finish up, we hear foot steps. we quickly stash everything, and around the corner comes a cop on foot (burning off all those doughnuts I guess)..he's about to ask us somethin, but he stops in mid sentence, and just asks how our night is going! Luckily we werre just finished, and also the cop knew me quite well so i don't think he cared that he smelt pot smoke. I guess that was one of the perks of working at Denny's at the time, you serve the cops all the time (they came in for coffee and food all the time) Even pigs know not to mess with the people who serve your food lol

On a somewhat related note: I allways wanted to say to a cop when they order eggs and bacon: "That's awfull! why would you eat your own kind?" lol I never had the balls to do it though lol

[TresLeches]

Was smoking out of a coke can in a parking lot. Cop pulled up and I turned it right side up and "chugged" We were drinking too. He said,"You can't drink in a parking lot!" We were like...Ohh? You can't? Sorry. I'm watching jackass and it's the part where he drinks the urine snow cone.