Whats the closest call you've had with a cop?

[suhl]

i had weed on me, he said hed search me, i lied about having it and got away without getting searched and smoked the weed later on. but i did get an underage drinking ticket so it might not count

[stinkyattic]

too bad you had to go that far. dealings with law enforcement breed more of the same. once you let one cop into your life, the suckers seem to breed like rats.

Yeah well after he kicked the door in, I pretty well figured SOMEONE would be back for the girlies. At least the cops didn't get the satisfaction. Nor did he.

Another close call... getting pulled over for an inspection sticker with a bunch of obvious homegrown on me, and a box of fertilizer and a sack of cow manure in the back. But the gold station wagon is my cloak of invisiblity (or respectability? )

[pabloescobar209]

One night a long time ago I was with 6 people in 2 cars, I was driving mine with one other person inside, and my other friend was driving with a full car. 2 of the people in my friends car decided they wanted to go down to the strip district( about 20 min from were we were). So we decide to follow them down there, my buddy packs up a bowl but we never smoke it because we get seperated driving there, and meet at a mcdonalds to follow each other home. On the way home my friends is driving like a moron, and we get seperated again. I call him and he asks where i am, and says to wait there, and he will come get us, and wee will get in his car so we wont get split up again. So i pull off and park in a neighborhood close to my house, and in about 5 minutes he shows up and we both get inside. We drive about 2 blocks and an undercover cop pulls us over, guns drawn the whole deal. Apparently they watched us pull over and wait and then get in my friends car and thought it was a drug deal. So because i was driving the cop pulls me out of the back of his car and starts questioning me, I tell him the whole story, and he still doesn't beleive me. by this time there are 3 cops cars and 6 cops surrounding us, they search the car and dont find anything and we are on our way. I say to my friend who was with me in my car who is now in the backseat with me " wow it's a good thing u had that pipe and that bag in your pocket" he says he doesn't and that he dropped in on the floor when the cops pulled us over, I look down and find the fully packed pipe and the bag of weed (about 2 grams) just sitting there. So either the cops just didn't care and just let us go, or they are retarted. Fast forward an hr or so. Me and the other driver are now in his car on our way to a bon fire with this other guy who wasn't involved in the pervious incident. We get there and start drinking, and after about an hour it starts raining and we leave(around 12am) we are driving back down the same street we got pulled over on before, and we get pulled over again. This time I have a quater on me in my hoody pocket, and a case of beer next to me in the back seat, we have 3 open containers, and the only person that was 21 at the time was the guy riding shotgun who wasn't there the first time. It's the same cop, the guy who's 21 tries to make up some story about how all 3 of the open containers are his. They take me out of the car and I have my hands in my hoody pocket, they tell me to empty my pockets, so I pull out my pack of cigarettes, and my cell phone, and leave the quarter in the pocket, they tell me to open the cigarette pack I do and theres nothing but cigarettes in there so he tells me to get back in the car. After all of this all my underage friend who is driving gets is a ticket for driving at an unsafe speed for road conditions(it was raining) But we were going 40 in a 25, and thats it, he just lets us go again. To say the least I was stunned.

[notransfer]

we were in the woods and had a tent...new bong...bonfire and shit...people nearby saw the glow of the fire...we had 2 oz in the tent...and a bunch of 10s laying all over the dirt..state cops come up with flashlights and ask us if all we had was what was on the ground...we said yeah and said we hadnt even gotten a chance to smoke..we were all high....they took the new bong made us clean up all the 10s on the ground and told us to pack up the tent, so we packed it up and rolled it up with the 2 oz inside...no one got arrested..we just lost a new bong and a bunch of 10 bags

[MastaChronic]

lol, me and some homies got pulled over while we were smokin a blunt, the cop flashes his lights
we pull over, and the cop is just sitting in his car so im tokin on the blut as hard as i could, he got out and i had to spit in my hand and put it out, i swallowed the blunt (it was almost gone anyway)the cop walks over, asks my homie for his lecense and registration yadda yadda blah
then he asks us to roll down our windows, we do and he sticks his head in through mine and i blew my hit in his face, but i almost ghosted the entire thing so there wasnt much smoke. the cop steps back, looks at me and says we're free to go.
i hate pigs, but i was grateful to him.

[xxxhazexxx]

back in 96 i was blazing in a car in traffic when this man came running up to the car flashing his badge he was a fed from new york over here giving some speach on cronic at some seminar any i got out the car pulled a pice of brick weed from my pocket said thats all i had he crushed it under his shoe and told me to go what he did'nt know i had 1/2 ounce of sticky floss down my shorts :jointsmile:

[notransfer]

chron man you are 2 funny l0l blew the shit in his face? was he confused? realized he wasn't gonna find anything sorta thing..too late...

and xxxhaze 'sticky floss'? Lol that goes in weird pot names thread haha

[MastaChronic]

chron man you are 2 funny l0l blew the shit in his face? was he confused? realized he wasn't gonna find anything sorta thing..too late...

and xxxhaze 'sticky floss'? Lol that goes in weird pot names thread haha

i dont know what was up with him
we've had a few good laughs over it though
maybe the cop was a stoner too...

[dark0ne]

It was 2 am and i was coming back from picking up. I had 2 ozs under my seat,a scale,baggies,and a blunt that i was smoking. I drove right by a cop doing radar, he pulls me over. He tells me i was going 50 in a 35? witch was BS cause i wont drive over 40 with quantity on me.....anyhoo he smells the weed and askes me what i had. I showed him an older SMALLER roach "yes officer thats all i got". then he took it and said "get the hell out of my town!" He didn't toss it, but i swear i saw him pocket it!


Now the guy i was getting from got popped, and called me from the can to tell me. He goes "there is fresh pie in the fridge in the summer house. go make sure it doesn't go bad". I'm thinking he realy baked a pie (he's kinda wierd like that). instead i find 2 lbs of weed in there. i wasn't prepared for that kinda move. so i go get my guitar case out of the car and fill it up. I'm just about to put the thing in my trunk when his nabor comes out. he's screaming that i'm stealing shit from this guys house, and he's callin the cops... i panic hop in my car and peal out. he gets my plate and the cops come to my house later, i showed them the guitar and the recept from the store. i nearly had a heart attack when they showed up

[spliffstar22]

plenty, other than getting arrested.........lol like 3/4 of the people it seems lol

THe closest recently was on halloween, when me and my friend were in a park waiting for our ride, cause we had already finished all the liquor, and 2 people went to get the liquor and blunts, and 2 people stayed, so i put my qp(in 2 ziplocs) under a tree, then we're like o.k. let's smoke a spliff so we're not just standing here doing nothing, so we grab the trees, roll it up, and i put 1 ziploc in my pants(in my boxers) and my friend did the same, so we burn the spliff down, and all of a sudden we see a bright light coming out of the catwalk and we're tripping, so we look closer and we see 2 cops, their like watchu doin fellas? im like we're just waiting here for a ride, he said he smelled weed, cause we literally just finished burning right before we saw the light, so after i give them my id, the cop is like i know you, i spoke with your p.o. a couple of days ago, and i was like fuck, and then they checked for conditions and shit and i had no curfew luckilly, but when they searched us both, they both were feelin around our balls, and both of them didn't feel the bags........i thought for sure i was goin to jail cause it was like a bulge, and the cop felt everywhere but there lol FUCK THE PIGS