well its over and i'm busted.

[slipknotpsycho]

parent: piss in the cup, i'm sure you know the drill druggie!
~kid punches parent in the face~
parent "WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?"

(yes i read the little moral part to the story, but this is funnier)

[2600HERTZ]

If they aren't ok with the truth....Cheat!

[rnichilo]

best idea would be to use a clean friends piss, fresh, in a condom in your boxers or sumthing, thats what i would do

[Smoke'n'Toke]

parent: piss in the cup, i'm sure you know the drill druggie!
~kid punches parent in the face~
parent "WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?"

(yes i read the little moral part to the story, but this is funnier)

HAHAHAHAA!


Duuuude i laughed so hard. And im not even high.


wow

[Divadish]

Jesus Christ 1 spliff = 2 years piss testing, it's nice to see democracy alive and well in the land of the free

[razberyjamdeltaV]

So..whats the whole story??

well if you wanna know...

my friend patrick called his friend while high. this guy was trustworthy (patrick says), but either that kid told another kid who ratted us out, or someone overheard the conversation.
anyway, that person sent an e-mail to patrick's parents. the kid didn't know me so didn't email my parents. patrick's parents talked to him and stuff. on friday is when they are probably going to tell my parents. patrick says they're planning to discuss it after inviting me and my parents to dinner with patrick and his parents.

it sucks ass cus my parents lie all the time and my dad admits that he has toked back in the day in college (although he's 65 now...). i'm scared as shit because last time they found out, they said "next time means military school". frankly and honestly that would be fucked up for me, cus i am incredibly weak/lazy. i was like that before i smoked weed though.

another thing, my parents send me to a private international school. i like the place but they threaten me with the "i think you should do as i say or i'll just have you sent to public school and save a lot of money", and i wouldn't mind that, except that my public high school is pretty much just a black vs. mexican cage match, but with more books. i''d get beaten up like shit they're (i'm white).

my parents will either
1) let me off lightly, cus i've only toked about 5 times since i got busted in april of 06
2) give me a huge deal of shit and punish my ass like crazy since i'm getting busted for the second time.

i don't think it would do much to pass a test, or even if they will test me, cus there's no way to say that i didn't do it, cus that stupid asshole reffered to me in his stupid e-mail.

that was a long post
if i get my computer taken away for a while, i guess i won't be posting here again. just in case: :hippy: peace to all you :joint1: and keep tokin you lucky motherfuckers

[TheAtomicPunk]

If you're going to drink heaps of water just before the test, i'd recommend you take some berocca or vitamin C to make your piss appear yellow/orange so it doesn't come out looking like water.

I think that's Vitamin B

By the way I would hate to have your parents... So strict. And I thought mine were bad :/

Best of luck to ya, and let us know how it turns out

[mrpink019]

dude.....if its just one of those cheap home test kits then all you need to do is put 2 tablespoons of bleach in your piss and it will test clean

exactly.

I've done that before as well as two of my friends. Just put it in a visine bottle and drop it in the piss while your in the bathroom.

[NevaBeenSoHIGH]

DRINK A SHIT LOAD OF CRANBERRY JUICE!!

IT ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME

[spliffstar22]

just say you don't do anything wrong, and there is no need for a test, and tell them your not taking it, my mom tried to give me a drug test, and i said how are you gonna get me to piss and give it to you, it ain't happening....She knew it, and accepted it..........