A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we donā??t talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkinā?? abouta sexa? Iā??m a justa tellinā?? my frienda how to spella Mississippi

Q. What's the sales pitch for a used Italian Army Rifle?
A. Never been fired and only dropped once.

Q. Why does the Italian Navy put glass bottoms on their new ships?
A. So that they can see the OLD Italian Navy ships.

Q. What does FIAT stand for?
A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Q. What's an innuendo?
A. An Italian suppository