Naah, for one thing, anyone who tried to eat Charlene would die of silicone poisoning. Not sure there's much nutritional value there. That may explain why she's always on the prowl herself. No substance.

She'll be out of this neighborhood soon enough. Our next-door neighbor just called for Bird and mentioned that she heard Charlene's husband has filed for divorce. THey're going to have to sell that house. Charlene's history.