EmoRebellion is right. Some of you ladies are crazy!

I'm not a married woman or a steady girlfriend, but Bird, I am the person who can reassure you you have nothing to worry about. I think you know htat. Charlene is "on the take." Every manwho spends even 45 seconds around her knows she's a pit viper. It makes my blood run cold to remember some of the things we heard her say to Bert before he left her. She's scary. She's a cow. She has sun damage. She paints herself like a streetwalker. She drinks too much. And she can't cook worth a damn. She also doesn't have an ounce of your class, manners, beauty, or gentility. If either of you think I would ever follow my johnson in that direction, you both need your heads examined. I'm not as clueless as you think when it comes to spotting con women.

I love you. That's why I've been married to you for almost 24 years. God willing, we'll have another 40 or 50 more. Try not to let Charlene worry you. She doesn't worry me.