You know you COULD always take the direct approach.

Dave should tell Charlene that:
a) he is fine, don't worry
b) It is highly improper for her to be over there more than just to drop a bouquet for you at the door when you are not home and
c) YOU are the one in the hospital, so why is she bothering HIM? and not visiting YOU? dUUUUrrrr!
stinkyattic Reviewed by stinkyattic on . Married women and/or steady girlfriends OK, ladies, I'd like your feedback on this one. As some of y'all know, I was down and out for several days in the hospital until yesterday. While I was gone, a neighbor lady down the street who always has her eyes on other people's husbands made two trips down, once to bring dinner to my husband and once just to "see how he's doing and make sure he's holding up OK" and bring him some golf balls she said her husband left behind but which I feel certain she went out and bought so she'd have Rating: 5