LOL! I love your math Stinky! And reading your situation, I have to add, that some guys (not Dave) aren't clueless. Some guys have such overwhelming ego issues that they'll lap up attention from anyone, no matter how skanky.

Guys' egos are like balloons...overinflated, but very thin. Some of them need constant reassurance. I hate guys like that. Needy motherfuckers. It shows a lack of character and strength. Okay, I'm ranting now.