Married women and/or steady girlfriends

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

EmoRebellion is right. Some of you ladies are crazy!

I'm not a married woman or a steady girlfriend, but Bird, I am the person who can reassure you you have nothing to worry about. I think you know htat. Charlene is "on the take." Every manwho spends even 45 seconds around her knows she's a pit viper. It makes my blood run cold to remember some of the things we heard her say to Bert before he left her. She's scary. She's a cow. She has sun damage. She paints herself like a streetwalker. She drinks too much. And she can't cook worth a damn. She also doesn't have an ounce of your class, manners, beauty, or gentility. If either of you think I would ever follow my johnson in that direction, you both need your heads examined. I'm not as clueless as you think when it comes to spotting con women.

I love you. That's why I've been married to you for almost 24 years. God willing, we'll have another 40 or 50 more. Try not to let Charlene worry you. She doesn't worry me.

Everybody say "Awwwwwww"
Good on you Dave.:thumbsup:
I still think Birdie should put the quietus on Charlene the Maneater.

[PatrickHenry]

OK, ladies, I'd like your feedback on this one. As some of y'all know, I was down and out for several days in the hospital until yesterday. While I was gone, a neighbor lady down the street who always has her eyes on other people's husbands made two trips down, once to bring dinner to my husband and once just to "see how he's doing and make sure he's holding up OK" and bring him some golf balls she said her husband left behind but which I feel certain she went out and bought so she'd have another reason to visit. He told me she stopped by, but my mom and dad, who were here with him both times she came by, also told me how "concerned" she was about him, holding his hand a little too long and just being the generally overly solicitous (slutty) cow that she is. This lady is separated from her husband and is one of those women who'll gladly attempt to retain her social position by moving in on someone else's.

I don't think it's Dave's fault. He's sorta clueless about these things. But he's sometimes gullibly nice to everyone, including vixen-type women, which, in her case, probably has a way of encouraging her. I trust him with all my heart. But I don't trust her. Dave's a handsome guy with a successful job. It makes my head spin to think how fast Bovine Charlene and a couple of other ladies would put the moves on him if I were indisposed for very long.

What would you do in a situation like this, if anything? Try not to let it bother you and just keep on keeping on? Maybe I need to draw up another will and put a special no-Charlene clause into it . . .

I'm not a lady but just relax. If you're happily married there should be no worries. I regularly go to bars with my wife and guys always try cheap pick up lines and ask if she's available. I love it! It means that other people think my wife is attractive. I have no worries about my wife cheating on me and just laugh when people try to hit on her. Just ignore it!

[Psycho4Bud]

Glad I could give you a chuckle:hippy:

"I would also tell her to stay away from my house or I'd rip off her head and shit down her neck."

Pipe Dreams may laugh but you scare the hell out of me!!!:S1: P4B runs away faster than Forest Gump...............

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

AHAHAHA! Run Forrest, Run!


What makes it funnier is that I'm on the smallish side. 5'4" and 115 lbs. I'm just mean as fuck when it comes to my man or my kids. I'm like a mama bear. Protective, and very territorial.

[stinkyattic]

I'm like a mama bear. Protective, and very territorial.

If yer gonna be a bear, be a GRIZZLY!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Damn straight!

[Nation_1ne]

That was wicked that Dave posted, what a pleasant (but maybe a bit embarrassing) surprise. Wel done Dave, you do our name justice! Lol.

[birdgirl73]

I personally enjoyed his use of the term "pit viper"!!! LOL!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I personally enjoyed his use of the term "pit viper"!!! LOL!

She gives pit vipers a bad name. Snakes are excellent mothers.

[Amun]

Wow... Some of you ladies are fucking crazy!

Dude.....women ARE crazy.

you should know this.




and women:

men are sluts too. the idea is to be a great partner so that they dont need to get sex elsewhere.........


unless hes a dumbass/whore.