funniest name for weed that someone has offered you?

[hello3pat]

One night, back long ago when I first started, we were watching this weird anime video with some electric guy blowing stuff up.

Out of nowhere he burns down the white house, and then some secret service guy looks up at him after pissing his pants, and asks... "Who are you??"
"EEJIN!"

We laughed so hard we almost shit ourselves. For the longest time that was our code word for weed.

That was Read Or Die, very odd but good. And the guy pissing himself was the president plus the guy blows up the library of congress with electricity

I met some guy walking down the street that offered to share his joint with me, it was rather large and he called it Old Peoples Weed