funniest name for weed that someone has offered you?

[timothylearyisdead]

Piff, fucking bomb ass weed though.:S5:

I've smoke a strain called Piff before, actually it was really popular for a month or two a couple years back. Definitely quality smoke, we just couldn't get enough of it, no matter what kind of weed we could find, for that period of time it was always "Piff".

The most ridiculous strain name I've ever been offered was "purple sticky punch". lol it wasn't purple OR sticky, and I wanted to puch the motherfucker who tried to sell it to me...