funniest name for weed that someone has offered you?

[Buddahbear]

Piff, fucking bomb ass weed though.:S5:

[slipknotpsycho]

wouldn't actually say it was funny.... but green flowers... was definately the most original i'd heard... o.0

[Canadien.]

One night, back long ago when I first started, we were watching this weird anime video with some electric guy blowing stuff up.

Out of nowhere he burns down the white house, and then some secret service guy looks up at him after pissing his pants, and asks... "Who are you??"
"EEJIN!"

We laughed so hard we almost shit ourselves. For the longest time that was our code word for weed.

[hisbiggness36]

ive heard of weird names like bc thunderfuck, superman, and party bags.

[slipknotpsycho]

thunderfuck is a real strain...

[Bob the Awesome]

The first time me and a close friend smoked weed, we told her parents we were out eating breakfast... so the codeword since then has been breakfast.

I'd say, the dealer around here who calls his chronic/KB level stuff 'baby dro' is about the silliest name I've ever heard.

[FreeVenice]

In high school alot of my friends and I called it "Seven Star", I don't really remember why. (besides the obvious).

[bobbydabud]

me and a few friends started calling it "wisha" or "sheed"
It was a very stoned night and we were smoking "weed" out of a "shisha" pipe and just kept conversing those to together for a few hours

[unconscious]

Me and my mates' codename for weed is Rocket sauce, from Tenacious D. If you've seen a few of the HBO episodes, you know what I'm talking about.

I'm gonna start calling it Goofy Boots.

[memoryburner]

Some dealer tried to sell my friends gf a bag of "Purple Princess"