funniest name for weed that someone has offered you?

[sneakybastard]

someone once asked me if i had any "blast"

[PaRanOiD81]

stupid names, Ari - or Arizona... red ari(zona)... piff was/is sold around here.... and the stupidest name also, haze, because everyone has haze =\

[aznson01]

i dont even rememebr the shit my guy calls it, he uses a different name everytime, but he brings the fucking dank

i'll call him:

"hey you straight"
"yeah"
click

then i go over to his place and pick some dank up, get stoned as fuck at his place cuz we always smoke a couple bowls there

or

"hey you straight"
"na"
"call me when u get some"
"peace"
"peace"

lol

[Skeevy Stoner]

It had to be WEEDO or supercalifradulisticexpealidocious.

[Hagbard Celiene]

isn't pot of gold a real strain too?

[Murphchas]

I use the word pizza between my friends. 8 slices on a pizza...............

[russ-bob]

peperes
i also grow peperes and its a good code word my parents like to evesdrop alot >.<

~Russ~

[Dmo18]

my dad called it puff lol

[S7R33T]

i once got asked if i wanted to buy some yoshi hair, guessin supermario influence lol

[potsmokingnome]

DonkeyDick??? WTF

One of my dealers told me about DonkeyDick, its a strain of plant that only grows to the hieght of about 2 feet tall or maybe 3 ft (can't remeber the exact hiegt but its real short plant) and very portable in case ya got to hide your plants from the po po! and it so short it looks like a donkey dick lol