funniest name for weed that someone has offered you?

[stinkyattic]

Gigglytwigs
Shrek! Green, good-natured, and misunderstood.

[ghostman420]

i smoked a strain called "Christmas Tree" 1 time. it was dank!

[Nochowderforyou]

DonkeyDick??? WTF

Dude, Donkey Dick is an actual strain. I'm not kidding either. It's said to be quite potent actually.

The worst one I ever heard was when I was 16 and this shitty dealer called her weed "Red Eye." Like, what the hell is that supposed to mean. :S2:

[kboughton]

"rhode island rib rocker"

that was our winner after a night of fun

[stinkyattic]

Donkey Dick is also a term for a big ass huge fat enormous obscene main cola.
And the Christmas Tree Buds we get around here are anything pine-scented, like Fast Pine, which I believe is a Canadian commercial outdoor strain if I'm not mistaken. I love pine/lemon ganj!

[orangeman]

Popcorn weed....

[Iplaybass182]

some nicknames and such.
My mom was getting suspicious a while back so we used Ski/Snowboard terms incase of eaves dropping.
friendude if you come over I can wax your board.
Me: What type of wax do you have?
I also knew some kids who used band names and such for the type of weed they had.
Beastie boys= beasters
Dr. Dre= chronic
Metallica = mids
just a few examples

[Pumpkinpie]

Our codename is none other than..... pie.

[hello3pat]

One night, back long ago when I first started, we were watching this weird anime video with some electric guy blowing stuff up.

Out of nowhere he burns down the white house, and then some secret service guy looks up at him after pissing his pants, and asks... "Who are you??"
"EEJIN!"

We laughed so hard we almost shit ourselves. For the longest time that was our code word for weed.

That was Read Or Die, very odd but good. And the guy pissing himself was the president plus the guy blows up the library of congress with electricity

I met some guy walking down the street that offered to share his joint with me, it was rather large and he called it Old Peoples Weed

[Sir Bliss]

"You looking to chill with Dan K.?"

Think about it.