funniest name for weed that someone has offered you?

[budsmoker only]

my friend texted me this one time and told me he had some "bomb ass pizza"... it was understandable tho..

[RyanTheCaveman]

I often use the term "Goofy Boots" from the movie Rolling Kansas. I laughed so hard when the guy pulls up and asks for some "goofy boots".

lol i have seen that movie plenty fo times. lol taht irish guy is funny.

[timothylearyisdead]

Piff, fucking bomb ass weed though.:S5:

I've smoke a strain called Piff before, actually it was really popular for a month or two a couple years back. Definitely quality smoke, we just couldn't get enough of it, no matter what kind of weed we could find, for that period of time it was always "Piff".

The most ridiculous strain name I've ever been offered was "purple sticky punch". lol it wasn't purple OR sticky, and I wanted to puch the motherfucker who tried to sell it to me...

[IntoTheEther]

Purple sticky? Sounds like Salvia...

[jaGerbom]

lol my friend gave me a text when i was bowling with some buddies and it said hey dude i need some muffins, call me.

i laughed the rest of the day

[Ilovesupras]

"Donkey Hairs" always was a funny name....pot of gold was funny too. a reeeeaaalll goood smoke

[rnichilo]

"Piff" always gives me a bit of a laugh :S2:

[FreshRollyG]

Ever since me and my mates reminisced about our times watching Sesame Street, we ended up saying we were in 'Sesame Street' as opposed to being 'High' lol

So yeah, we used it as code when around people, like;

"Wanna go to sesame street tonight man?"

But yeah, we substituted the word 'Weed' for 'Sesame'

[intrepidus6]

"Green indiana leaf corn"

[savagepossum]

i like to call weed derek

typical day to day senario: hey wheres derek?