funniest name for weed that someone has offered you?

[Jaerl]

Oranges..

[sloth500]

me and my friends call them bibles!!!

[scream]

me and my friends call them bibles!!!

ya, bibles FTW

[Abattoir Dream]

ive heard many a strange name for ganja strains....

Sugarcane, -good weed, long forgotten,
Yeti, -just some super hairy stuff
Marbleweed, -strongest indica ive known of
Beef leaf, -lol my friends failed attempt at growing,
Ketchup, -grown locally
Bubble fist, -'the shit'
City cider, -a load of shit
Snow mage, -AMAZING sage cross grown locally

these are just some names i have heard from dealers/growers/breeders after buying weed, and are from much more reliable sources than most of the others..

[Abattoir Dream]

One of my friends said he used to say "go play baseball" for "go get high".

I also knew someone who liked to say "tweed". It was his own slang. It didn't catch on.

lol tweed may not have caught on where you live, but where i live its a well used word for weed, and has been for a while.. im in the south of UK

[coledog855]

An idiot friend of mine paid a sketchy dealer 65 for an 1/8th of "Purple Erkle", which was just outdoor weed that had the leaves turn purple b/c of the cold.