funniest name for weed that someone has offered you?

[scream]

my older brother calls it hippy green shit
when my parents used to smoke they would say "lets go talk to bob" so my family calls it bob

[Frank_The_Tank]

we usually jus call it "tea"

[TopNotchSwagger220]

Citrus candii, it had a citrusy aroma but im pretty sure it wasnt actually "citrus candii", "head benders", "dat naaaasty shiiit", "gooey ooey"
"stanky green", n my favorite..."bomb ass ***** shit"..lmaooo

[Knucklecallus420]

",stokisms"
or more commonly we just say stokisms cuz we cant say a comma
if you shift your hand to the right when writing on a keyboard, and type marijuana, you get ,stokisms (:
to decode your personal message that looks like gibberish, you just move your hand to the left and type out what the person told you

[Cyclonite]

Goofy boots....I think ill adopt that. I cant even think of a fake name right now....but I just smoked some Gooiva...that shit is potent.

[couch-potato]

Turtle Pussy.

I hate it when dumbfucks are allowed to name weed.

[BluBerrywidow]

the sauce

[Jizzle Blizzle420]

haha so many people named actual strains on this lol. its cool tho i always hear funny shit and find out its real. Ive gotten "hey you want some party favorites?" i like to say skunk biggidy bud. its on NARC a ps2 game lol.

[DeepFriedBrain]

Livers

[503Danks]

my friend texted me this one time and told me he had some "bomb ass pizza"... it was understandable tho..

Haha, that has been me and my friends code word since we were in the 7th grade. That's really funny. I remember us, before we even tried weed we had a glass pipe we bought for 10 bucks. So we called it a pizza holder. Than the word pizza was born. Who knows, you could be an aquantince(sp?) I texted and I don't even know.