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I love kid jokes

Why do you go to bed?
--because the bed wont come get you

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't Cry it's only a joke.

Q: what sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch
Q: what did one fish say to the other?
A: if you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.
Q: why are fish so smart?
A: because they live in schools.
Q: what is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: the word smiles because there is a mile between each s.
Q: who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: a taxi driver.
Q: what do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: a very nervous postman.
Samwhore Reviewed by Samwhore on . Kids' jokes Tell me some good kid jokes. Example... What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Extra Lean Beef. Rating: 5