hahaha one time long longggg ago when i was a young bull i found a wallet when i was working at an amusement park and like anybody awesome would do, went in the bathroom and dug through it... it was this cheap nylon velcro wallet all fat and stuffed and i couldnt figure out why cause there was no money in it but alot of credit cards... and i just wanted money so i took it and turned it in. turns out, the guy goes looking for his wallet and i guess when security looked through the wallet, they noticed the back had a little cut in it and guess whats inside? $$1500 dollazzzz cash money that aint mines. hahaha i was so pissed. but he sent me 100 bucks in the mail cause it was all the money for his family vacation. so i guess im an accidental good samaritan baaaaahaha. im fuckeddddddddd up lata.
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