• a puppet
  • a pauper
  • a pirate
  • a poet
  • a pawn

and
  • a king



but really-

  • ceramics caster/kiln operator
  • construction laborer
  • truck driver
  • cab driver
  • carpenter
  • plumber
  • electrician
  • landscaper
  • general construction superintendent

these days i run a little remodel business (can't beat working for yourself)


in addition there is a short list of occupations that one really shouldn't advertise on an open forum such as this.