OOOH good thread!

In order:

1) Stringed instrument repairperson
2) Farm hand (fucking cucumbers, itchy!)
3) Bartender
4) Substitute teacher
5) Line cook
6) Fisheries observer (Alaskan offshore)
7) Field sampler- water, sediments, fish tissues
8) Lab analyst- for the above
9) Statewide coordinator for an acid rain monitoring program
10) Lab analyst for the above, lol
11) Lab supervisor- analytical chemistry- current
12) NERD

Somewhere along the way I also worked for my BF at the time's landscaping business ... I'm sure there's more I forgot... lol