Pads vs. Tampons

[stinkyattic]

I dont want to go around feeling like I look like Im smuggling a polish sausage in my pants.

I cracked up when I read that!
The only time I want to feel like there's a Polish sausage in my panties, it had BETTER be attached to a hot Polish farmer. That's why the women in Western MA are always smiling, ya know!