Does anyone use fucking cruise control anymore? I'm driving along the interstate at 73 mph in the slow lane when I pass the jackass going slow in the fast lane. It was a black SUV, with the kids watching tv in the back.

About 3-5 minutes later the same car passes me with a long line behind him. So I have all kinds of people now cutting me off to get around the jerk off. I speed up to block people from pulling out in front of me and honk my horn and flash my brights at the guy in the fucking SUV. Trying to tell him to get is ass into the right lane. He doesn't move. So I speed up to about 80 to get around the douchbag so every one can pass him up. :S4:

This happens several more times.

Than later I had a corrections officer speed up to pass me and what happens, he slows down to match my speed and won't fucking pass. I'm sorry, but I don't like driving right next to someone doing 70 if it is avoidable. So flip out and look in his window screaming for him to pass me already. I guess he got the hint, because he did speed up.

The whole time I was wishing I had my pipe on me.

I got home and smoked a fat bowl. :S5: All's good in the world now.
JaggedEdge Reviewed by JaggedEdge on . Another rant about driving. Use the slow lane. Does anyone use fucking cruise control anymore? I'm driving along the interstate at 73 mph in the slow lane when I pass the jackass going slow in the fast lane. It was a black SUV, with the kids watching tv in the back. About 3-5 minutes later the same car passes me with a long line behind him. So I have all kinds of people now cutting me off to get around the jerk off. I speed up to block people from pulling out in front of me and honk my horn and flash my brights at the guy in the fucking Rating: 5