Another rant about driving. Use the slow lane.

[JaggedEdge]

Does anyone use fucking cruise control anymore? I'm driving along the interstate at 73 mph in the slow lane when I pass the jackass going slow in the fast lane. It was a black SUV, with the kids watching tv in the back.

About 3-5 minutes later the same car passes me with a long line behind him. So I have all kinds of people now cutting me off to get around the jerk off. I speed up to block people from pulling out in front of me and honk my horn and flash my brights at the guy in the fucking SUV. Trying to tell him to get is ass into the right lane. He doesn't move. So I speed up to about 80 to get around the douchbag so every one can pass him up. :S4:

This happens several more times.

Than later I had a corrections officer speed up to pass me and what happens, he slows down to match my speed and won't fucking pass. I'm sorry, but I don't like driving right next to someone doing 70 if it is avoidable. So flip out and look in his window screaming for him to pass me already. I guess he got the hint, because he did speed up.

The whole time I was wishing I had my pipe on me.

I got home and smoked a fat bowl. :S5: All's good in the world now.

JaggedEdge Reviewed by JaggedEdge on 02-03-2007. Another rant about driving. Use the slow lane. Does anyone use fucking cruise control anymore? I'm driving along the interstate at 73 mph in the slow lane when I pass the jackass going slow in the fast lane. It was a black SUV, with the kids watching tv in the back. About 3-5 minutes later the same car passes me with a long line behind him. So I have all kinds of people now cutting me off to get around the jerk off. I speed up to block people from pulling out in front of me and honk my horn and flash my brights at the guy in the fucking Rating: 5

[Its a Plant]

LOL, that's why you get high BEFORE you hit the road...

I used to be like that, all into what's going on, on the road.

Now I just get lost in the music and drive on. It's too petty for me to stress over. ~

[bentleygtgirl]

one time i was going 85 on I-4 in florida and a guy flipped me off and passed me cuz i had out of state plates i assume...lol what an @$$

[suhl]

agree with the plant man here. gets to me more when not blazed. then it is like it is called common sense you fucking pricks, you are not the only people on the road show some consideration. really irritating. just let the bud connect you to those speakers you have wrapped around you let them do what they do and forget it

[partyguy420]

thats why im building my own motor, to go in an older chevy muscle car... that just a tap on the gas, and the dual 4 barel carbs open up, all 8 cylenders working together, to turn gallons of gasoline into a flame... producing exaust going out dual flowmaster exausht pipes.... giving me anyplace from 350 to 700 horse power... alowing me to pass anycars i want to... and allowing me, to go fucking fast... to get me place in twice the time....

[weedmaster]

whilst visiting florida i was given a ticket for speeding,then 2 mins later was pulled up by a different cop (because i didnt move over) for going to slow,i told the cop your laws are shit and i was going to walk, so i get out the car and start walking,then he tells me it against the law to walk on the I, so i got on my hands and knees and crawl, he laughed and said theres no law against that.with conflicting laws like that i'm not surprised you got a load of people who dont know how to drive.:jointsmile:

[partyguy420]

whilst visiting florida i was given a ticket for speeding,then 2 mins later was pulled up by a different cop (because i didnt move over) for going to slow,i told the cop your laws are shit and i was going to walk, so i get out the car and start walking,then he tells me it against the law to walk on the I, so i got on my hands and knees and crawl, he laughed and said theres no law against that.with conflicting laws like that i'm not surprised you got a load of people who dont know how to drive.:jointsmile:

sounds like something i would do....

[suhl]

dude if you want to tell everyonje how nice your car is just make a thread for it dont say i am fixing my car so i wont get mad on the highway. that is if it ever gets done, which i am going bet everything i own that it won't. a hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hah a h ah ahahahaha aha ahahahahahsahahahahahahahahaha sheeeeeeit

[partyguy420]

dude if you want to tell everyonje how nice your car is just make a thread for it dont say i am fixing my car so i wont get mad on the highway. that is if it ever gets done, which i am going bet everything i own that it won't. a hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hah a h ah ahahahaha aha ahahahahahsahahahahahahahahaha sheeeeeeit

i was just saying.... the motor im building... is going to be capable of not having to sit around behind a car doing 45 in a 55... because of the fact of on coming traffic... can i have a signed contract of this bet... ill bet every thing in my posision right now... except for my meds(i need them) that the motor will be done when the monney comes in...

[fasterspider]

That is why I ride a motorcycle so I do not have to be stuck in traffic with all the selfcentered assholes that honestly believe the world revolves around them.
This is Los Angeles, the most rude city in the world when it comes to drivers and when I am in the car I am miserable. And what is worse is I do not like to drive a car when I am stoned, I have to wait until I get home or to my destination before I can fire it up. But I toke it up before I get on my motorcycle though because that is where it works the best. Being stoned and riding is awesome, being stoned and driving is a nightmare I can do without.