Best stoner job I ever had was driving an ice cream truck.Did that for 10 years.Smoked from the time I got up til I went back to sleep.If I wasn't stopped serving a customer, I was toking and idling down the street at about 4 miles an hour.I heard that f$&*ing "turkey in the straw" music in my sleep for years.I would wake up at 3 am thinking my truck was outside with the bells ringing.
But I got to go to the beach every weekend and make great money while flirting with half naked chicks.Not to mention having half the schoolgirls on my route infatuated with me.