new job - ultimate stoner job

[TallulahGreen]

oh yeah, i had a perfectly happy childhood. my dad is addicted to alcohol but honestly we never really fought or fight or anything.

Oh man, I can so play this game. Don't even get me started on my childhood.

[suhl]

what are you talking about. i am saying i had a good childhood. this isnt a competition sweety. im saying i dont know why i am the way i am but i am.

[TallulahGreen]

what are you talking about. i am saying i had a good childhood. this isnt a competition sweety. im saying i dont know why i am the way i am but i am.

Sorry, my bad. I thought you were totally being sarcastic.

[suhl]

no problemo. not trying to carry over any hostility from elsewhere. the alcohol thing could have been misinterpreted. but i was serious he is an alcy but it never fucked things up with him and me still get along with pops.

[TallulahGreen]

no problemo. the alcohol thing could have been misinterpreted. but i was serious he is an alcy but it never fucked things up with him and me still get along with pops.

I probably misinterpreted it because I was raised by alchy's and tend to be attracted to them as well...(and it wasn't good..or isn't..rather.)
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[suhl]

well that happened to my sister. i think the alcoholic father thing fucks with the daughters more than the sons, because my sister hates him, coincidentally she drinks way more than anyone in our family besides him

[TallulahGreen]

well that happened to my sister. i think the alcoholic father thing fucks with the daughters more than the sons, because my sister hates him, coincidentally she drinks way more than anyone in our family besides him

My father was much more than an alcoholic but that isn't what caused the problems between us.

Nothing caused the problems between us. Absolutly nothing. He never did enough to even cause a problem...and thats the problem. Because now he has a new daughter.

My mom was the supporter of me and she has always been a bad alcoholic..much like her dad who died at 59 of alcohol.

I tend to have tendencies towards drinking...but more towards the drink-er.

[suhl]

oh thats weird. i didnt inherit my dads drinking skills, and tend to find people who are drinking when im not annoying...
thats another thing my sister was really pissed about whn my dad remarried, she hates my stepmom and step daughter. cant really say why, never abused her or anything, but it is her thing

[thebeancounter41]

Best stoner job I ever had was driving an ice cream truck.Did that for 10 years.Smoked from the time I got up til I went back to sleep.If I wasn't stopped serving a customer, I was toking and idling down the street at about 4 miles an hour.I heard that f$&*ing "turkey in the straw" music in my sleep for years.I would wake up at 3 am thinking my truck was outside with the bells ringing.
But I got to go to the beach every weekend and make great money while flirting with half naked chicks.Not to mention having half the schoolgirls on my route infatuated with me.