This happened maybe about a year ago.

Me and my best buds were out one night blazing it up. My best mate's parents don't know he smokes so we're just walking up and down the street with a joint, ready to head inside for some gamecube action afterwards. We're just toking up when a couple of dudes on bikes roll by and one yells out in a proper pikey accent "Who's shootin' da bud then?".

So our first thought is "Shit, some fucking townie prats are gonna give us some shit". It turns out to be this weasly Asian chav that we picked up a few times from back in the day. He's a bit of a prick, but we're cool with him so we relax a little. He asks if we can sell him any draw which we can't but we let him and his mate have a quick toke.

Before he leaves he says "By the way man, the fuckin' DK crew (or some shit) are on their way so i'd dust if I were you!". We ask "What the hell is the DK crew?" He explains they are only the biggest gang of hardcore chav c*nts in the whole of our suburban area and are on a big, BIG rampage.

They cycle off and we're wondering whether he was bullshitting or we should genuinely be worried. Luckily we're right outside the house of another friend of our's who happened to be on holiday in Greece so decide to jump over his gate into his garden to finish the reefer.

We wait about 2 minutes, joint still smoking when slowly but surely, quiet at first but getting louder and louder, a riotous cacophony of screaming, shouting , swearing and general loutish banter from what sounded like a hundred chavs slowly rolls by from the other side of the house. We sit rigid as fuck for a whole minute as the sound slowly dies down, the only movement between us my friend's hand, which is still going up and down as he tokes the joint.

We wait a few more minutes and head the fuck back to his house. I don't think there's ever been a bigger chance of me having my white, British arse handed to me.
B.Basher Reviewed by B.Basher on . Luck at it's most potent This happened maybe about a year ago. Me and my best buds were out one night blazing it up. My best mate's parents don't know he smokes so we're just walking up and down the street with a joint, ready to head inside for some gamecube action afterwards. We're just toking up when a couple of dudes on bikes roll by and one yells out in a proper pikey accent "Who's shootin' da bud then?". So our first thought is "Shit, some fucking townie prats are gonna give us some shit". It turns out to be Rating: 5